BUILDING A GOOD RELATIONSHIP {BGR}

 GIRLS, WHEN YOU ON UR PERIOD VISIT UR BOO STAY WITH HIM THAT PERIOD DON'T ALLOW HIM REST AT ALL BEHAVE LIKE A WITCH CRY WEN IT'S HURTS MAKE HIM RUB YOUR BELLY IT REDUCES PAIN DON'T ALLOW HIM SLEEP ALL NIGHT PUT YOUR FEET’S ON HIS HEAD IF HE GOES ON HIS PHONE AND IGNORE YOU SIT DOWN ON HIS BACK HE WANTS TO WATCH FOOTBALL GAME ON TV STAND IN FRONT OF HIS VIEW AND BLOCK THE TV PLAY SICK 😷 IF HE WANTS TO GET MAD VOMIT WEN NEEDED AND SLEEP OFF MAKE HIM PACK IT UP AND CLEAN THE PLACE MAKE HIM FEED YOU PET YOU SING FOR YOU RUB YOUR HAIR CRACK JOKES FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE GOING THROUGH PAINS ALONE. IF YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING, HE'S NOT SLEEPING TOO . LADIES AM I COMMUNICATING ?  SHOULD I INCREASE THE VOLUME ??? Strictly for 🔞🔞+

ONCE UPON A TIME A BEAUTIFUL GIRL GOT TIRED OF HER MARRIAGE LIFE AND WANTED TO MURDER HER SPOUSE. ONE MORNING SHE RAN TO HER MOTHER AND SAY TO HER " MOTHER, I AM TIRED OF MY HUSBAND I CAN NO LONGER SUPPORT HIS NONSENSE. I WANT TO KILL HIM BUT I AM AFRAID LAW OF THE LAND WILL HOLD ME RESPONSIBLE, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME MOTHER?" THE MOTHER ANSWERED: - YES MY DAUGHTER I CAN HELP YOU, BUT, THERE IS A LITTLE TASK ATTACHED. THE DAUGHTER ASKED "WHAT TASK? I AM WILLING AND READY TO ASSUME ANY TASK ATTACHED IN ORDER TO GET HIM OUT" OK, SAID THE MOTHER, 1..YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE PEACE WITH HIM, SO THAT NO ONE WILL SUSPECT YOU WHEN HE IS DEAD. 2.. YOU WILL HAVE TO BEAUTIFY YOURSELF IN ORDER TO LOOK YOUNG AND ATTRACTIVE TO HIM 3.. YOU HAVE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM AND BE VERY NICE AND APPRECIATIVE TO HIM 4.. YOU HAVE TO BE PATIENT, LOVING AND LESS JEALOUS, HAVE MORE LISTENING EARS, BE MORE RESPECTFUL AND OBEDIENT 5. SPEND YOUR MONEY FOR HIM AND DON’T

1. Call him by a pet name 2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family. 3. DO not challenge him when he is hurt. 4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology n explain why you behave that way that annoyed him. 5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry dear" when ever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness,appreciate and kiss him when he does. 6. Speak good of him before his Friends and siblings. 7. Honor his mother 8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and so be sure that he will do same for your parents 9. Surprise him with his favorite dish especially when he has no money at hand and never delay his food. 10. Do not allow the maid to serve him food when you are at home. Because u may lose him to her. 11. Give him a warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help undress him. 12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional pecks when you are out soc